Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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