i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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