Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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