We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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