Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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