This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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