We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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