How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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