Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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