nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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