Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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