Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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