we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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