i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Hippo gnu deer
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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