We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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