this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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