do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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