just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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