don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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