So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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