The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
