Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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