Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Randomize
