That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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