i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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