I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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