Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Blood and glitter go together right?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
