I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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