I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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