at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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