i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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