I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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