Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
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I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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