Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Randomize
