I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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