i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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