You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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