in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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