I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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