i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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