dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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