I wish I could teleport
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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