That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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