You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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