Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Just puked most of my soul out..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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