My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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