one two three fourrrrnication!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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