I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
