we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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