I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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