do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm at about main and main street
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
