The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize