It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.