There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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