we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude i'm inner monologue high
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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