im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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