his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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