If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I'm really busy with my period
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